RULE 2
The world won't care about your self-esteem.

RULE 3
You will NOT make 50 thousand dollars a year right out of high
school. You won't be a vice president with a private chauffeur, until you earn
both.

RULE 4
If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He
doesn't have tenure.

RULE 5
Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had
a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.

RULE 6
If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.

RULE 7
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are
now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and
listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain
forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the
closet in your own room.

RULE 8
Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has
not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you
as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the
slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

RULE 9
Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and
very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on
your own time.

RULE 10
Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

RULE 11
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.